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Whisky and ice can certainly be an explosive mixture. Renowned whisky writer and bourbon expert Chuck Cowdery published a blog article called Scotch Snobs on Parade taking on the criticism of The Macallan Ice Ball Serve that was expressed in various comments on the publication of the press release at What Does John Know? including myself.

Snobby Soit Qui Mal y Pense

Chuck basically accused all those of being scotch snobs who were trying to express their adversion against scotch on ice or were criticizing Macallan for their marketing strategy:

“Here’s how to tell if you’re a whiskey snob. If you berate other people about the way they enjoy their whiskey and you berate producers when they stray from your idea of whiskey purity, you just might be a whiskey snob.”

I was specifically targeting the marketing issue, as can be read in my post linked to above, so I felt addressed by the second category.

So I guess I am a snob because I don’t approve Macallan’s strategy of drawing new customers from the pool of cocktail-drinking hipsters. My fear that the traditional values behind Scotch whisky might get diluted by explicitly promoting ice balls “to modernise the way single malt can be enjoyed”, as the press release states, seems to make me a patronising know-it-all. Is this really a good way to deal with contrary opinions?

Macallan’s target market for scotch on the balls are people who don’t give a damn if their drinks are pumped out of column stills after having been distilled and filtered to death for five times. They also don’t care if it’s coloured (just look at that Pinky Vodka). For most of them, whisky is just another spirit in their repertoire that happens to be brown instead of pink or blue.

And not even the ice balls are are a new invention. There even is a company called Gläce that is selling their balls for $8 a piece because they are made from ultra-purified water. This is what I call snobbery.

If it is snobbery to defend the traditional quality-focussed approach to whisky making, the artisan way as Ralfy Mitchell likes to call it, then I am happy to be called a whisky snob.

Idiot Savant?

Some further browsing in Chuck’s blog brought up an interesting article about the obsoleteness of the traditional method for measuring the alcohol concentration in proof. Although I absolutely agree with him on this topic, the article contained a passage that struck me:

I have encountered a few idiots who claim they drink for flavor only and wish they could avoid the alcohol effect altogether, but such delusions are easily dismissed. Of course we enjoy the alcohol effect, but that’s not the same as getting drunk. Many, possibly even most drinkers today want to enjoy some effect short of intoxication.”

I state frankly that I am one of those idiots. More often than not I refrained from pouring another dram because I felt I had enough alcohol and wouldn’t really be able to enjoy it anymore. Which basically means that I wished away the alcohol effect. And I don’t go for that state of “feeling good just before feeling pissed” either. Is this idiocy? Is drinking whisky for the physiological effects of alcohol really the wiser choice?

I could take the easy road and return the compliments by saying that this kind of attiude might be caused by an overexposure to whisky on the rocks, but I won’t. It is not my style to attack my readership, be it globally or personally.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t feel offended by this statement, I can take a wallop. And I also appreciate when people voice their opinions loudly. But some readers out there might be more sensitive than me and may even consider such statements insulting. I don’t think it is a signature of sound journalism to fire shrapnels at one’s readers.

Or Am I a Whisky Renegade?

The funny thing is, after I had posted my cocktail recipe for The Machattan, the distillery published the link on their Facebook page. Soon it received comments like “No one is adulterating my Macallan with anything!” or “You’d get kicked out of a Speyside pub if you asked for this.” Sounds quite funny for being a scotch snob.

I take it as a good sign being called a snob by one side of the camp and an adulterator from the other. Or am I just doing everything wrong?

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The Macallan Ice Ball Serve – Cool or Chilly?

by Oliver Klimek on March 16, 2010

The Macallan officially launched their new “Ice Ball Serve” machine yesterday, a heavy brass device that can mold chunks of ice into spherical shape. It basically is a branded adaption of a Japanese invention already on the market. Some pictured reports had already been published by Macallan representatives, and to finalize the launch, a flamboyantly worded press release was published on What Does John Know?

Normally, this would have been a non-event for me. But the whole circumstances of the launch, along with the blog discussion sparked by the publication of the press release, highlight a topic that I have been wanting to adress for quite a while now.

Ice in Your Whisky?

At the first look, this is just yet another re-incarnation of the age-old discussion about whisky and ice, intensified by The Macallan’s explicit mention of single malt whisky as an object to be adorned by the not-so-new ice balls.

To set things straight: For me it does not matter, if some people prefer their whisky with ice, be it a Famous Grouse or a 30yo Macallan. But I don’t. It’s entirely up to personal preference and I don’t want to play the missionary man.

But hidden underneath the obvious exchange of arguments pro and contra whisky and ice, there is another issue worth to be discussed.

A Dumbed-Down Rolls-Royce

As much as I don’t really care about the whisky-with-or-without-ice discussion, as much I am concerned about what this means for The Macallan in particular and for whisky in general.

Frankly, I don’t like the direction The Macallan is heading to. After the introduction of the Fine Oak range, this is another step towards the former Rolls-Royce of whisky transforming into a Vauxhall Corsa.

Carefully reading the press release and the blog comment of The Macallan’s US brand ambassador, it becomes obvious that this move aims at making The Macallan attractive for a new customer base hitherto mostly untouched by Scotch single malt whisky: bar goers and cocktail drinkers. By promoting their ice ball machine in prestigious bars all around Britain (and probably the rest of the world in the future), The Macallan wants to get the attention of the hip urban people in order to convert them from Margaritas to Scotch on the Rocks.

It is true: The physics behind the big ice balls really acts in favour of keeping the original qualities of the drink as intact as possible because the ball melts slower than your average ice cube. But honestly, this does not really matter at all to this clientele. Cocktail lovers are used to enjoy diluted drinks; they love slowly sipping Mai Tais or Caipirinhas through mountains of crushed ice. No, it’s all about the “I want one of those” effect that these big balls and the machine on the bar are suposed to have on the locals.

It’s not that I am against cocktails, I even created my own Macallan cocktail – The Machattan. But I see major problems with this approach:

Marketing instead of Quality is the Motor of Innovation

Both the introduction of Macallan’s fine Oak range and the Ice Ball Serve have their raison d’être in broadening the customer base for The Macallan. The question was not: “How can we make the best possible whisky?” but “How can we sell as much whisky as possible?”

In my eyes, this marketing-driven approach to whisky making is a real danger for the quality of whisky in general. To appeal to as many people as possible, compromises must be made. The ultimate result would be a generic unoffensive dram that is almost indistinguishable from its competitors. But this also means that it may be replaced perfectly well by a cheaper product at any time, if the price is perceived too high. The doomsday scenariao of a downward spiral in quality lingers in the future.

I don’t want to paint too bleak a picture here, but the question has to be asked if offering Macallan on the spherical rocks to whisky novices really can create a brand awareness fuelled by product quality. Or will they only perceive it as a generic brown spirit that may well be exchanged for any other booze if they feel like it?

Only if novices are properly informed about the true values and properties of whisky, there is a chance that they will stick to it and will even buy bottles of Macallan to enjoy at home without the need for a monstrous machinery.

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No Tasting Note: Mortlach 70 yo

by Oliver Klimek on March 12, 2010

Regular readers will know that I usually don’t comment on each an every new whisky bottle on the market. But with the newly released Mortlach 70yo by Gordon & MacPhail I will make an exception for three reasons.

Firstly, Mortlach is simply one of my favourite distilleries because of its unique umami flavour. I never was disappointed by a Mortlach, and I guess the 70yo would be no exception, if I ever had a chance to taste it…

Secondly it is the oldest whisky ever bottled to my knowledge, so it really is something special and deserves an article of its own. And given its extarordinary age, at a price of £10,000 for a 70cl decanter and £2,500 for the 20cl version it is almost a real bargain, if you compare it to recent luxury bottlings of Dalmore, Glenfiddich and others. For such an old whisky it is even understandable to have it piped in by a Scottish Highlander Battalion, as was actually done at the presentation in Edinburgh Castle.

And thirdly – and this is the foremost reason for me putting down these lines – this release leaves me without a doubt that behind the scenes there is a silent race going on who is going to bottle the first 100yo whisky. Will it be Dalmore, Glenfiddich or Macallan? Or maybe Glen Grant? Or Mortlach again? The only thing that I would dare place a bet on is the price tag. What else could it be than a round £100,000?

Glen Wonka, here we come!

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Connect to the Whisky Rating Page on Facebook

by Oliver Klimek on March 10, 2010

Yesterday I openend the Whisky Rating page on Facebook. In the first day only, already more than 50 people became a fan of the page. A stunning number that I wouldn’t have expected, although I had sent out some invitations to my existing Facebook friends.

The Facebook page is meant to be sort of a hub for the activities on Whisky Rating. Apart from linking to my recent tasting notes and blog posts, I intend to post about my whisky-related activities if they are not really worth a proper blog entry but still notable enough not to get lost in the Twitter timeline.

You will find a shortcut to the Whisky Rating Facebook page on the right sidebar.

If you have not done so already, I can only recommend signing up with Facebook. It’s free, and it allows you to connect with people you know or share the same interests with you.

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New at Whisky Rating: Trade Samples in the New Forum

by Oliver Klimek on March 7, 2010

In several months of whisky tweeting on Twitter, I got the impression that it would be nice to have a place where whisky lovers could meet and trade samples of their favourite tipples.

After some heavy pondering I figured out that a forum would be the best method of doing so. There are already some German forums with sample swap sections, so why not go international with this idea?

The forum offers you the possibility to list the whiskies you want to share either for swapping or selling (non-profit only!). There is also the option to share whole bottles or even casks, if anybody is willing to jump onto that. There is also a request sub-forum where you can publish what you are looking for. Of course there are also sections for general whisky discussions. But I don’t excpect this forum to become a serious competitor for the catch-all whisky forums that already exist, as the main focus certainly is on sample trading.

Before posting, please take the time to read through the Terms of  Service in the sample and bottle share forums (they are slightly different). They are a bit lengthy, I have to admit, but they are necessary to set a frame in which fair sample trade is possible. Most of it is self-evident anyway.

During the process of integrating the the forum I decided to connect the existing site membership option with the forum. Although quite a few users have put down their star ratings on whiskies on the site, nobody actually had the guts to put up their own drams. Almost all registered users were spammers. So I restricted the membership to the forum where you can post a request, if you wish a specific bottle to be listed.

To join, klick on the forum link in the top navigation bar. You will find a “Register” button there. You will be mailed a random password that you can change after your first login. All your user data is saved encrypted on the site. Nobody, not even the system administrator, can see your password.

When you log into the site, you are taken to the forum section where you first should complete your user profile. Gravatars should autmatically be recognized. The look and feel of the forum might need some getting used to, but this system blends very easily with the blog, this is why I decided to use it.

Please don’t hesitate to contact me, should you experience any difficulties with the forum system. I would also be happy about any comments or suggestions regarding this new feature on Whisky Rating.

And now, let the trades begin!

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New Poll: Your Opinion on Blended Scotch

by Oliver Klimek on March 3, 2010

The Scotch whisky market is dominated by blended whisky with a market share of roughly 90%. But most whisky magazines and websites focus mainly on single malt. And this site is no exception. Currently, I have rated over 130 Scotch whiskies, and only 4 of them are blends.

I would be very interested in your position on blends. Do you avoid them like the devil avoids holy water? Or do you actually like blended whisky?

Please cast your vote in the box at the right sidebar and feel free to share your thoughts about this topic.

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Poll Results: Your Favourite Place to Buy Whisky

by Oliver Klimek on March 3, 2010

To be honest, I had almost forgot this poll because so few people answered it. The 14 votes cast are not really good to do any statistics, but still they show a trend:

  1. Online shop: 7 votes
  2. Specialist whisky retailer offline: 3 votes
  3. Wine/spirits retailer offline: 3 votes
  4. Online auctions: 1 vote

Conclusion: Online shopping seems to be very attractive to whisky blog readers which is not really a surprise, but the strongly prefer online shops. Buying whisky on eBay or other auction sites obvioulsy is seen too risky.

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An Evening in Munich

by Oliver Klimek on February 23, 2010

From 19th to 21st of February 2010, the annual Whisky and Bar Festival took place in Munich. After having been held on the Praterinsel the years before, the  festival switched to a new location in the complex of the famous Deutsches Museum, also on an island in the river Isar.

Because of schedule conflicts with business events I needed to attend, I had never managed to go to the festival before. But this year I was able to squeeze in at least one day to go there.

It was the first time I ever attended a major whisky festival, so I didn’t really know what to expect. And unfortunately I had to get up very early the next morning, so I could not stay there until the end.

The huge 1920s building looks rather cold and intimidating from the outside, as well as the lobby which made me wonder if the organizers could actually create some kind of inviting atmosphere for the festival. But once you got in, it was immedieately clear that they had succeeded. The stands were arranged in a way that made the whole thing look a bit like an old-fashioned market hall garnished with plenty of resting places.

One of my first “victims” was Jim Murray who was promoting his Whisky Bible and gave a masterclass that very unfortunately I could not attend because of its very late starting time. After that it was basically strolling from stand to stand, having a dram here or there and buying samples at various places. I even bought a very interesting bottle which I shall review shortly. I had also hoped to meet one of my Twitter friends, but we somehow must have missed each other.

But although the event was a well-organized and the atmosphere was rather relaxed, I left the building with mixed feelings.

Firstly, the entrance fee of 20 Euros was pretty steep given the fact that the the four free 1 cl drams you got with the ticket were more ore less symbolic, especially if you came there just for the whisky like me. There was only one whisky included (Talisker, at least they poured a proper dram), one rum and two eau de vies. If you take into account that whisky related stands had the majority at the festival, this selection of free drams was just short of ridiculous.

And finally I had to make the experience that regardless of the cosy atmosphere I could not really get into the mood to fully enjoy my paid drams. I will take this as a learning experience, and try to stay sober and stick to samples next time.

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Bible Lessons

by Oliver Klimek on February 22, 2010

Thoughts on Jim Murray’s Whisky Bible 2010

At the Finest Spirits Festival in Munich last weekend I had the chance to have a few words with Jim Murray who had been placed in a rather forlorn corner of the basement. I took the chance and bought one of his Whisky Bibles which he was kind enough to sign for me. Unfortunatlely I did not have the time to attend his “Jim Murray Gives it to You Straight” masterclass scheduled very late at night.

So far I had only read second-hand reports about his ratings for some particular whiskies, most notably his repeated choice for an Ardbeg as Scotch Whisky of the Year. This move had provoked a lot of criticism in whisky world – especially on the internet in blog posts, forum threads and Twitter tweets – culminating in accusations that Jim Murray was on Ardbeg’s or LVMH’s payroll. I have to admit that I wasn’t immune to such thoughts myself. But I accepted Jim’s blog comments denying any affiliation and that the reason was merely that he liked Ardbeg very much.

Now that I have had a thorough look through the book, I am assured that his explanation was genuine. There are so many other whiskies with extremely high scores from many other distilleries that it is hard to believe that any money was involved in this.

The High Score Mystery

But this plethora of high scores has left me very thoughtful nevertheless. So many whiskies have extremely high scores – including some quite simple ones – that I am having a have a hard time to align my own impressions with those of Jim Murray. I know I am not alone with this feeling because Jim tackles this issue in his book where he admits being critizied for marking too highly. He defends the fact that 50 out of 950 score 95 or better, stating that this percentage of about 5% “sounds about right” to him.

I’m afraid I have to disagree on this. If you take culinary guides like Michelin or Gault Millau that rate restaurants, 95+ scores for whisky would be comparable to the top restaurants with three Michelin stars or a Gault Millau rating of 19 or 19.5 out of 20. Now would you expect 5% of all restaurants to be temples of ultimate culinary delight? Certainly not. Paris or London have thousands of restaurants, but only a handful have top scores. Most are not even considered to be included in these guides because they are just not good enough. The rate of top restaurants will probably be around one in a thousand, if at all. The underlying statistical law is the Gaussian distribution with a big bulge at the median value and very flat tails at both extremes.

The Whisky Bible takes a holistic approach and wants to list as many whiskies as possible. So we can expect a statisically relevant cross-section. 5% of all whiskies in absolute top positions would mean that the overall quality of whisky is extremely much higher than the quality of restaurant food. Is this really true?

The Dangers of the Compound Score

I think the answer to this mystery can be found by looking closer at Jim Murray’s approach to rating whisky. Jim’s ratings are diveded in four sub-scores for nose, palate, finish and balance. Each component is scored separately on a 25 point scale and then added together. His marks for each of the components are 20+ most of the times. So whenever a whisky is at least “decent” in Jim’s opinon, he is left with only 6 marks for each component.

This is effectively a five star rating which he strongly disapproves as a rating system for whisky in the introduction to the book as being too inaccurate, and rightly so. This is indirectly proven true by the introduction of half points because with only full points there would be too litte possibility to fine-tune a score.

And there are three more important things to consider with Jim Murray’s compound ratings:

  1. The “Balance” score is not independent from the other three. In the author’s own words: “For a whisky to work well on the nose and palate, it should not be too one-sided in its character.”

    If this is to be taken seriously, an unbalanced whisky will never be able to receive top marks for nose and palate (and certainly also finish). So in a way, this fourth score only pretends to give additional information.

  2. Because it’s a human who does the scoring and not a gas chromatograph, there is always a margin of error involved. Sampled on another day, any whisky might get a point more or less. Four scores mean four margins of error. 21/19/22/22 on day A could well give 20/18/21/21 on day B or 22/20/23/23 on day C. The resulting score would be anywhere between 80 and 88.
  3. All four sub-scores are weighted equally. Does this hold true for everyone? I for one tend to weigh the nose far less than palate and finish. But in my experience, more whiskies have a better nose than palate than vice versa. And dow does the calculation take into account that the balance score is connected with the others?

Where is the Calibration mark?

The “continuous” 100 point rating system I adopted from the Malt Maniacs and that was also used by Michael Jackson to my knowledge (correct me if I’m wrong) uses 75 points as a sort of calibration mark. This would be a run-of-the-mill whisky that you can’t really call bad but that has nothing to write home about either.  When scoring a whisky using this system, the final score will be an assessment on how far away it is from that generic 75 point dram.

For a compound score to work well, you would need a calibration mark for each of the sub-scores. I would never accuse Jim Murray of not having some sort of neutral point for his scoring. But I tend to think that it is placed rather at a sub-score of 20 than at 18.75 (75/4). This would explain why his ratings are often significantly higher than other people’s.

But perhaps Jim’s ratings just reflect that he is generous with his scores because he likes whisky in general so much. Which is not a bad thing at all, mind you.

Does 95 Alwyas Equal 95?

But there is yet another thing that struck me browsing the Whisky Bible. A simple Irish blend like Jameson receives a score of 95 and – even more astonishing – the Swissky Exkusiv-Abfüllung from Switzerland gets 94.

What would Jim Murray say if presented with a head-to-head sampling of a Jameson and lets say an Ardbeg Airigh nam Beist that he scored 95 points as well. Or how about the Swissky and a Glenfarclas 17 (93 points)?

I can’t help thinking that these scores are not comparable. Coming back to the restaurant guide example, I guess giving the Jameson 95 points means something like “Here you can get the best Fish & Chips in town” while the Ardbeg score compares with the two star restaurant serving truffled lobster mousse with scallops.

Is this Book any Good Then?

Yes! The Whisky Bible is a great collection of tasting notes and scores for thousands of whiskies, and you really have to love Jim Murray’s writing style.

But you should be aware, that these are just one person’s opinions, worth as much or as little as any other’s. Just because a writer has a big name, it does not mean that you will like what he likes. I have found out that Jim Murray’s ratings have a very erratic correlation with my own, but this does not keep me from enjoying his book.


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Free e-Book: The Whisky Alphabet…and a little more

by Oliver Klimek on February 16, 2010

I have been thinking for a while what I could offer to give a little more added value to the vitisors of this site. I think I have come up with a nice idea.

I am planning to release a (hopefully) regular newsletter that is supposed be an addition to the contents published here. The concept ist still a bit vague, I have to admit. But I am thinking along the lines of proper whisky reviews, website reviews, general whisky talk and the likes. In short: A mixed bag with something for everyone.

This is going to be a bit of work, though, so before investing many precious hours of my spare time, I would like to make sure that there really is enough interest for such a project. As a little teaser, I have prepared a small e-book in PDF format that I will hand out for free if you are interested in joining my mailing list.

The e-book is called “The Whisky Alphabet”. It is a glossary of more than 200 whisky terms on 25 pages. I know there are already quite a few whisky glossaries out there, but I think you will have to do quite some googling to find all the knowledge that is condensed in the Whisky Alphabet. And as an added bonus, the PDF is generously garnished with internal hyperlinks to ease up navigation.

The opt-in box is located on the right sidebar. It is managed by a renowned third-party service with a strict anti-spam policy. Depending on your software configuration, messages still might end up in your spam folder tough. Needless to say that your e-mail adresses will be kept strictly confidential and will never be sold or given away to a third party.

And please let me know what you like or dislike about the Alphabet. I will try to incorporate any suggestions you might want to see added or changed.

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